Facebook Unveils ‘Start Civil War’ Feature To Address Current Political Crisis

Menlo Park, CA – Starting Wednesday, all 2.3 billion Facebook users will be able to declare civil war on one another based on their proximity and interests. CEO Mark Zuckerberg unveiled the new feature at a developer conference in San Francisco earlier this week, and is part of an ongoing response by the social media giant to […]

Airlines Cracking Down On Emotional Support Manimals

Chicago, IL – On Monday, domestic airline carriers announced they are tightening rules for flying with Emotional Support Manimals (ESM), requiring passengers to show authorized proof of need and some form of guarantee the manimal will not be a threat to other passengers. “We’ve seen a significant uptick in the number of Emotional Support Manimals […]

Cleveland Indians Replace ‘Chief Wahoo’ with ‘Call Center Raj’: Team apologizes for its inaccurate depiction of Indians with a Native American icon.

Cleveland, OH – Amid criticism and protests, the Cleveland Indians announced they will replace the divisive Chief Wahoo mascot with the new ‘Call Center Raj.’ “Major League Baseball is committed to building a culture of diversity and inclusion throughout the game,” MLB’s commissioner, Rob Manfred, said in a statement. “We realize that the inaccurate portrayal […]

Startup Seeks to Fund Muslim Survival Kits: Muslims Enduring Xenophobia (MEX) is expected to launch its first product in Q1 2016

Austin, TX – Addressing the challenges of heightened Islamophobia, a pair of Austin entrepreneurs has taken to ‘GoFundMe.com’ to raise money for a worthwhile endeavor.   The two Texas-born partners have developed Muslim survival kits as a means of protection for people of the Islamic faith living in less-than-friendly environments. The University of Texas alumni and cofounders, […]

Muslim Coworker Spotted Heading Into Restroom With Stanley Cup: “What the hell is he doing in there with NHL’s most coveted trophy?!?”

Chicago, IL – On Tuesday afternoon, employees at the Chicago-based Hewlitt Partners consulting firm spotted their coworker, Youssef Ali, hastily walking into the fourth floor men’s restroom with the National Hockey League’s (NHL) Stanley Cup. Members of the firm’s Strategic Analytics group saw Ali walk into the restroom around 1:00 in the afternoon, shortly after […]