Islamica Asks: On which day will you be celebrating Eid-ul-Fitr?

As the end of Ramadan draws near, many Muslims will be celebrating the holiday of Eid-Ul-Fitr. Because of varying cultures and schools of thought, Muslims will likely find themselves celebrating it on different days. Which day will you be observing Eid? “Obviously we don’t want to go to hell with the other heathens… so Saturday.” […]

What do you make of ISIS banning Eid prayers?

ISIS recently banned residents in Mosul from offering congregational Eid al-Fitr prayer, claiming the practice is not part of Islam. What are your thoughts? “Agreed. Brother Bilal’s extended hugs get creepier every year.” Maleek Rabab “I’m hella bummed I don’t get to wear my new glitter jilbab, but at least our new dictators aren’t using […]

What are your thoughts regarding the 2004 elections?

What is the Muslim perspective of the 2004 US presidential election? “Voting for Bush is like voting without vaseline! You know? It’s tough.” Haris Fandlar “Yeah whatever. Britney Spears got married to her dancer husband. Does she know I even exist? No.” Karisbi Kareem “As an American who’s voted through three presidential elections, I believe […]

What do you think of Saddam Hussein’s capture?

Saddam Hussain was recently captured by US forces after hiding in a small hole underground. What are your thoughts? “Yea! We’re now free of terrorism!!!” Heba Hussaini, Teacher “I can relate to living in a rathole. My trailer’s a dump.” Vali Mehmood, Actor “He’s a malicious, beligerent tyrant. Oh wait, I thought you were talking […]