“Sculpt Mohammed” Contest Fails Miserably: Organizer Claims Terrorists Sabotaged Event

EL PASO, TX – The wave of anti-Muslim sentiment continued earlier today as the “Freedom of Speech Rally III” moved ahead with their “Sculpt Mohammed” contest, despite a slew of backlash and difficulties. Event organizer Robert “Billy Bob” Williams devised the concept while heavily intoxicated and watching televised coverage “Freedom of Speech Rally II.” “There […]

Mosque Architect “Really Enjoying” New Trump Sign: So Much Gold, So Much Mirrors

CHICAGO, IL – Swimming contrary to general public sentiment, a local architect responsible for the design and build of many area mosques expressed enthusiasm over the new sign defacing the Trump Tower. The 52 year old, identified as Naperville resident Mohsin Faraz, could barely contain his enthusiasm. “It’s just so beautiful,” espoused Faraz. “So much […]