SUNNYVALE, CA – Riding the wave of this summer’s blockbuster release, LotaCorp (NASDAQ:’LOTA’) unveiled its new ‘Istinja Turtles’ style lota.

Four eager, heat-transferred turtles (of the mutant variety) are ready to take on your wet and wild adventures. The machine-crafted lota is made of durable plastic, and comes with LotaCorp’s patented right-hand “SURE GRIP” handle. To date, no left-handed models have been announced.

Dan Lota, Chief Marketing Officer at LotaCorp, believes the product will raise washing awareness amongst today’s children as it draws from the popularity of ninja-like turtles and combines it with the regular routine of washing our own “rocksteady” and “bebop.”

“With this product, we’re telling children that if the turtles can keep their sewer system clean, we should all keep our sewer systems clean,” said the 36-year-old CMO as he gestured his hand below the waste area.

A previous model made of wood was recalled, as it caused master splinters.

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