Breaking: Muslim Latecomers Struggling to Find Qibla on Red Carpet: Worried They Might Miss Maghrib Prayer

HOLLYWOOD, CA – According to scattered reports, a group of tardy Muslim Oscar nominees just arrived at the Dolby Theater. They’re gathered in an empty area on the red carpet and struggling to find the correct direction in which to pray the traditional Maghrib sunset prayer. The three erupted into a heated debate and one […]

Handsome Imam Will Give ‘50 Shades of Grey-Area’ Sermon This Friday: Congregants will wander into the mysterious world of 'mutashabihat'

Menlo Park, CA – The Islamic Society of Menlo Park will feature Imam Malik Ghafour this Friday during its mid-day ‘Jumuah’ prayer service. Ghafour will cover fifty variants of mutashabihat (grey-area) during his 30 minute khutbah. The sermon is expected to attract an eager community comprised of curious, young and middle-aged individuals who seek to […]

Actor Who Plays Mark Regev Calling It Quits: Marty Freiberg Shocks the World at MTV's Video Music Awards

INGLEWOOD, CA – In an unexpected move, the actor who portrays the infamous and oft-maligned Israeli Spokesman Mark Regev has resigned. Strangely, 54 Year Old Australian Actor Mark “Marty” Freiberg chose to announce his resignation on the MTV VMA red carpet while walking in as part of Chris Brown’s entourage. “Chris called me up because […]